i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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