you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
