Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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