I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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