I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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