Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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