I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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