...so i touched it.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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