Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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