Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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