Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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