I must be too annoying 4 u.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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