I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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