Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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