there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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