i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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