Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
