Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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