Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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