GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Randomize
