Non-Jews are for practice
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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