its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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