Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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