operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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