How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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