I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
