My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Congratulations! We have a period
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