the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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