Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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