i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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