they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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