Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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