Pappa wants mamma naked
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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