nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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