Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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