Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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