I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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