I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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