talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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