real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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