If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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