It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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