Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
bring money and cleavage
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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