waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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