Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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