It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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