If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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