she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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