....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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