Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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