Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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