whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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