I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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