big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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