I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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